Stories about Wolves and Girls

trinketsabernathy:

Effie Trinket: a transformation



Five years ago, I was escorting a nuclear engineer out of Iran. Somebody shot out my tires near Odessa. We lost control, went straight over a cliff. I pulled us out, but the Winter Soldier was there. I was covering my engineer so he shot him straight through me. Soviet slug. No rifling. Bye-bye, bikinis.

3 hours ago with 452 notes — via jasonttodd, © rromanoffs


deoxus:

evasives:

people keep saying that facebook makes you depressed because your friends all look like they’re having fun without you but actually i think this kind of shit is probably the greater cause of it tbh

Drastic measures? What the actual fuck drastic measures would be if she fucking attacked the guy carrying around your mattress affects no one but her why do these people give a shit about it in the first place let alone why are they negative towards her.

3 hours ago with 46,673 notes — via ihaveadegreeinprocrastination, © evasives


now accepting anon hate

deluxetoaster:

but only in the form of haikus

4 hours ago with 37,017 notes — via evacu0, © deluxetoaster


corinnemucha:

I <3 Math.

corinnemucha:

I <3 Math.

4 hours ago with 31,007 notes — via criminallygood, © corinnemucha


boys-in-leather-straps:

OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SCREAMING AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN WHY THE HELL WASN’T THIS SHOT?? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW COOL THIS WOULD’VE BEEN?? OR HOW MUCH THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THESE THREE AVENGERS WOULD’VE EVOLVED, OR THE DEVELOPMENT THAT CLINT’S CHARACTER WOULD’VE HAD?? IMAGINE THE STRAIN IN THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN NAT AND CLINT WHEN NAT HAD GONE HELPING CAP WHILE CLINT HAD TO HUNT THEM BOTH DOWN

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????????

sourcing this shit so you can see it for yourselves[x]



mrslokke:


Absolutely mahoosive sized Benedict Cumberbatch full length watery goodness!
Just found this goodie at 6208x8280 pixels - Don’t click the picture, click here: (x) to download this at full size!
*faints from the sight of all of him*


Also not a kilt.. Damn ;)

mrslokke:

Absolutely mahoosive sized Benedict Cumberbatch full length watery goodness!

Just found this goodie at 6208x8280 pixels - Don’t click the picture, click here: (x) to download this at full size!

*faints from the sight of all of him*

Also not a kilt.. Damn ;)

7 hours ago with 90 notes — via moriartini, © nixxie-fic


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7 hours ago with 2,436 notes — via mentemregiam, © his-only-pressurepoint


7 hours ago with 52,328 notes — via cumber-bamf, © rubyredwisp


7 hours ago with 4,272 notes — via did-you-fist-me, © itsacrimescene